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Post by Wiggin on Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:30 pm

Because I'm tired off opening this forum and not finding anything interesting has been updated.

Have you ever noticed whenever anyone depicts monkeys throwing flaming crap, they always crap first, then light it on fire? Why don't they ever crap out Flaming Crap©️, found at a super market near you? With Flaming Crap©️, lighting your own poo on fire is a thing of the past! Forget that time you would normally waste flicking a lighter. With new Flaming Crap©️, you and your monkey can spend more time doing the things that you really love; throwing burning piles of excrement at each other and total strangers. Buy new Flaming Crap©️; your monkey will thank you.

Oh, and The Game. You just lost it.
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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Apple Core on Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:13 pm

Yeah but then you gotta buy Fireproof Colon©️ and the necessary accessories start piling on from there!


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Post by Archduke13 on Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:58 am

So...

This is about flamin' poo?



>.>

<.<


That's ridiculous!!
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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Wiggin on Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:47 pm

It was about flaiming poo. Now for something completely different!

I, man, am regal. A German am I.
Never odd or even.
If I had a hi-fi.
Madam, I'm Adam.
Too hot to hoot.
No lemons, no melon.
Too bad I hid a boot.
Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
Warsaw was raw.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir.
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
Rats live on no evil star.
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car.
Pa's a sap.
Ma is as selfless as I am.
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Ah Satan sees Natasha.
No devil lived on.
Lonely Tylenol.
Not a banana baton.
No "x" in "Nixon."
O, stone, be not so.
O Geronimo, no minor ego.
"Naomi", I moan.
A Toyota's a Toyota.
A dog, a panic in a pagoda.
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies! Run!
Senile felines.
Now I see bees! I won!
UFO tofu.
We panic in a pew.
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
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Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Archduke13 on Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:04 pm

Random card assault!
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Re: Idle Chatter

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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Wiggin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:28 am

Ah, but your cards were copyrighted in 1996. That means that, as of now, they are obsolete technology! Long Live The Future!
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Post by KenDx on Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:35 pm

Yu-Gi-Oh! was an awesome game til they started banning every card ever, thank you.
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Post by Archduke13 on Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:05 pm

I'm old enough to remember playing the cards when they first came out, and had no clue as to how the hell you were suppose to play the game.
Ah yes, back when the Succubus Knight was one hell of a good card.
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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Wiggin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:08 pm

There used to be a local tourney that I would play in when there were no banned cards, only restricted ones. I've long since stopped going as everything under the sun was removed from playable decks.

I still screw around against friends every now and then, but we usually either play Texas Hold 'Em or Pokemon (only the first 150 are permitted).
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Post by KenDx on Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:19 pm

Wiggin, you should totally come by the Mafia Irc sometime and play Hold 'em with us :3
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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Wiggin on Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:20 pm

Which I will do. But I'm honestly trying to avoid IRC during the week because I always get to drawn in and forget that I'm supposed to be doing my homework. That tends to be a problem. So Friday I'm in, assuming I'm not doing things with real people, as we all know that other people on the internet are just AIs ment to intertain us.
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Post by Adamas on Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:10 pm

Homework? What is this strange thing you speak of ? (I'd second Ken's order to come to the IRC. It's fun there)
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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Wiggin on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:26 pm

"Homework" is a right of passage that allows you complete part of the ceremony known as "College." Doing so initiates younger members of the community to be know as their own individual, or independent "Adults." Once this ceremony is complete, these newly created "Adults" will be put to work, usually based on which way they preformed the ceremony.
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Post by KenDx on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:38 am

That sounds awful, man
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Post by Archduke13 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:57 am

Wiggin wrote:"Homework" is a right of passage that allows you complete part of the ceremony known as "College." Doing so initiates younger members of the community to be know as their own individual, or independent "Adults." Once this ceremony is complete, these newly created "Adults" will be put to work, usually based on which way they preformed the ceremony.


Huh, all I had to do was kill a bear with my bare hands, and sell the meat, fur, bones, and claws off to some tourists.

Note: This actually did happen, although I was put up to it as a dare at first before I got them to pay.
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Post by Li7hium on Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:49 am

Wiggin wrote:"Homework" is a right of passage that allows you complete part of the ceremony known as "College." Doing so initiates younger members of the community to be know as their own individual, or independent "Adults." Once this ceremony is complete, these newly created "Adults" will be put to work, usually based on which way they preformed the ceremony.

vs.

Archduke13 wrote:Huh, all I had to do was kill a bear with my bare hands, and sell the meat, fur, bones, and claws off to some tourists.

Choices, choices...

You know I kind'a like bears and would not like to hurt them. Would bare-hand-killing a bunny do?

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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Archduke13 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:18 am

No, killing a bunny with your bare hands does not count.
Unless the bunny was the size of Godzilla and had the temperment of a Drunken Irishmen in the presence of Drunken Scots.
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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Tanua on Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:02 pm

Dang it... I lost. Again.

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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Archduke13 on Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:19 am

Tanua wrote:Dang it... I lost. Again.

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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Wiggin on Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:09 pm

I havne't posted for a while. Thus, I'm going to post now. There isn't much content in this post, but it is a post. A post with words. Lots of words. And these words contain letters. Isn't it interesting how long you can go on talking with actually saying anything? Oh, and the quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog. Twice. With a candle stick.
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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Archduke13 on Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:59 am

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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Grey Cat on Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:50 am

What brings you to this topic, Ultros?
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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Archduke13 on Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:11 am

Grey Cat wrote:What brings you to this topic, Ultros?

For being able to remember who this is, you are officially my top minion.
We shall begin your training to take over my evil empire when my time comes.


In the mean time, enjoy some Ultros Boogey.


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Re: Idle Chatter

Post by Serne on Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:12 pm

Wiggin wrote:It was about flaiming poo. Now for something completely different!

I, man, am regal. A German am I.
Never odd or even.
If I had a hi-fi.
Madam, I'm Adam.
Too hot to hoot.
No lemons, no melon.
Too bad I hid a boot.
Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
Warsaw was raw.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir.
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
Rats live on no evil star.
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car.
Pa's a sap.
Ma is as selfless as I am.
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Ah Satan sees Natasha.
No devil lived on.
Lonely Tylenol.
Not a banana baton.
No "x" in "Nixon."
O, stone, be not so.
O Geronimo, no minor ego.
"Naomi", I moan.
A Toyota's a Toyota.
A dog, a panic in a pagoda.
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies! Run!
Senile felines.
Now I see bees! I won!
UFO tofu.
We panic in a pew.
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

how long did it take you to write that? seriously? because each and every line can be read the exact same from both right and left.
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