I have returned!!!

See title. Applaud, go on with your life.

/me applauds.

Okay, whatever... I'm cool.

But srsly...glad to have you back, even tho I'm not in The Nu anymore xD

Who were you again?

We dine on octopus tonight!

I don't like seafood... but trolling seafood might be quite good actually

Y'all never take me alive!

We're not planning to XD

Also, I hope you know that I've ingested over fifty pounds of C4, wired to explode if my heart stops.

My sniper level is 5 in zombjas. I'm sure I can get you from afar.

Exploding trolls I can handle well enough. During the Second Troll War which had the whole world in turmoil. I was the leader of the small elite resistance unit called BITCH (Bullet In Troll's Creepy Head). Me and my men (so in total us four) managed to hold back the enemy's operation Sudden Impact that was about getting our allies from behind. If it hadn't been for BITCH's dangerous covert operations (thanks to which we managed to pinpoint the location of enermy trolls for artillery) and our "Frag and Clear" operation in the enemy's smaller strategic outposts, then all would have been lost.

We lost one of our best men out there in the action. Chunks was blown to pieces when he tried to disarm a landmine (which wasn't even in our way). Good thing we found Chunks' head in the Wastelands. I mean his parts were all over the place.

Flipper however managed to stay cool during operation "Fin & Dorsal" during which we had sniperwars in a town which had been bombed a few weeks ago. A group of hostiles had occupied the ghost town and had been smuggling weapons to the enemy forces. Flipper set up a satellite controlled fully automatic rifle inside the bell tower (thus confusing the enemy by making them think there were more of us). Flipper let the automatic rifle betray it's location. Soon after the hostiles assaulted the bell tower. But our team had secured strategic points all surrounding the bell tower. And as the hostiles found out about the trap we just took 'em all out with no mercy. That happened after Chunks was gone.

Soon after we lost Paper. That was a tragic loss for us. Paper was with us only to keep our morale high. One day a strong gust of wind just blew her apart.

After that it was just me and Flipper. Together we had one last thing to accomplish. We were to capture the forward command post deep in enemy territory. It took us fourteen days to get there. Then three days to get the lay of the land and to learn the patrol routes. On the 21st day of our mission we started operation "This Fist Of Mine. . .". We decided to strike with the first light of day. And so early in the morning we made contact with the hostiles. There were sixteen men in the command post. Four guards out during all times. We had it all worked out, how and when we attack. But something went wrong.

During that morning another platoon was to pass through the command post and there were six men patrolling in the morning. That was fatal for our plan. We had taken out three guards when one of the extras spotted us. Quickly we commenced operation ". . . is BURNING RED!" during which we did the typical frag and clear assault on the command post. I took the shells into my leg during that assault. But we made it. We were quick enough for them not to be able to raise the alarm.

In a week's time we had captured and placed our forces into the command post. And me and Flipper were sent away from the front line. I received quick treatment and Flipper went looking for Paper.

Even though that's all behind now... I can feel another war is about to begin. . .

As for trolls. . . Now you know that I've killed my fair share.

i ate paella last nite, lots of archies were eaten on that dinner xD

The two posts preceding this one are made of WIN.

Jokes on you guys, I have Auto-life equipped.

so how exactly does that un-kersplode you all over the place?

That's the magic of RPGs, it doesn't have to make sense.

Archie allow me to introduce you the magic of Life....

BOOM! You die... Game over.... and oh dear you didn't save your game!

Back to square one

That'd be true, except that I'm a denizen of the RPG world.

YOUR PITIFUL THIRD DIMENSONAL RULES DO NOT APPLY TO ME!

That, and I stock up on healing items, enough phoenix downs, and you can do anything.
Unless you come across over a hundred undead enemies, then you'd actually have to fight one.

Good thing I have this gambit system with all Swiftness bonuses.
Gambit: Foe: Undead -- Use: Phoenix Down.
This'll be easy =)

AND the later FF games also have Third Dimension :O So you're not playing by (all) the rules.

CHEATER! /ban Archduke13

Cure this

*Archduke13 cast ninjacloak, and create new account*