Time for a NU Village

Hi, don't you sometimes feel that your village isn't going anywhere? Maybe stuck in some content because no one wanna help? Or maybe are you in one of those villages that just aren't fun because you only read spy and dayroll reports?



Don't you think is time for a change? Time for a NU village?



Wanna get stronger?


Join The Nu Village

You won't have much competition in Terry3 because Vice Kages have almost every drop possible in a Tier2 village.

We summon every day, zombja map after zombja map, spies in almost every village for our invaders... our enemies won't even know we are there!!!



What we have to offer?

We have invaders that will teach you the A to Z about bingoing and invasions.

We have a great kaiju drops reward system that allows EVERYONE to get the most precious shinies in Billyverse.

We have really nice people who like to have a good time while playing their most beloved browser game.

Around 129 upgrades and all the stamina bonuses.

And you won't have much terry3 competition.

If you wanna be a part or a great Immortal Realm, join The Nu

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I'm really not good at flavoring things, so i need help with the text xD.

Once this is good and if ken wants it, i'll post it on village relations at bvs board

The Prior Post is Made of Win.

Hmmm, you forgot to mention the friendly aide of the village elders.


Yes, friendly, that way they will not expect it when I humiliate them.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hi, don't you sometimes feel that your village isn't going anywhere? Maybe stuck in some content because no one wants to help? Or maybe are you in one of those villages that just aren't fun because you only read spy and dayroll reports?



Don't you think it's time for a change? Time for a NU village?



Wanna get stronger?


Join The Nu Village


We've got kaijus up everyday, zombja map after zombja map [recently started on hard maps], spies in almost every village for our invaders [so if you're still looking for those last few invasions for that Silver Eye...]



What else we have to offer?

We have invaders that will teach you the A to Z about bingoing and invasions.

We have a great kaiju drops reward system that allows EVERYONE to get the most precious shinies in Billyverse.

We have really nice people who like to have a good time while playing their most beloved browser game.

135 upgrades, all the stamina bonuses, every kaiju upgrade [except from Major kais, of course]; we are only missing the +55 village size upgrades, the Bankium and Sabo upgrades, and the Spire, which we are aiming to get now.

And you won't have much terri3 competition.

If you wanna be a part of a great Immortal Realm, join The Nu


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How about that?... Someone with good english may want to read it through, I'm sure there'll be a mistake somewhere.

No spelling errors, grammar is good enough... looks tasty. we can put it in

mmm.... tasty.... i want cookie now ¬¬

Hi, do you sometimes feel that your village isn't going anywhere? Maybe stuck in some content because no one wants to help? Or maybe are you in one of those villages that just isn't fun because you only read spy and dayroll reports?



Do you think it's time for a change? Time for a NU village?



Wanna get stronger?



Join The Nu Village


We've got kaijus up everyday, zombja map after zombja map [recently started on hard maps], spies in almost every village for our invaders [so if you're still looking for those last few invasions for that Silver Eye...]





What else do we have to offer?

We have invaders that will teach you the A to Z about bingoing and invasions.

We have a great kaiju drops reward system that allows EVERYONE to get the most precious shinies in Billyverse.

We have really nice people who like to have a good time while playing their most beloved browser game.

135 upgrades, all the stamina bonuses, every kaiju upgrade [except from Major kais, of course]; we are only missing the +55 village size upgrades, the Bankium and Sabo upgrades, and the Spire, which we are aiming to get now.

We are also part of the Glorious Colbert Nation. The Colbert Nation is a group of villages with a mutual non-aggression pact AND trade regulations. The Nation has it's own dedicated IRC Channel which is very active, a tiered system for village classification, and has 21 villages and counting.

And you won't have much terri3 competition.

If you wanna be a part of a great Immortal Realm, join The Nu.

This is the Realm of the Immortal Kaiju KenDX.

Hey Ba2, can you add a bubble text in the third pic 'Wanna get stronger?', that says 'HECK YEAH!!' please.

okay, I added text to the picture. space was a little lacking for the change.

"Heck Yeah"?

Is that the best you can do?
We're the village who survived freakin' Lavos, and the best you can do is "Heck Yeah"?

maybe change to "TIME TO PUMP YOU UP!"

Changed.

It's better, but it's still lacking the gusto we're trying to promote in our village...

Arch criticism is only good with construction sooooo... whats ur opinion? Seriously what would you put in the bubble.

Possibly "Hell Yeah"?

Hi, do you sometimes feel that your village isn't going anywhere? Maybe
stuck in some content because no one wants to help? Or maybe are you in
one of those villages that just isn't fun because you only read spy and
dayroll reports?



Do you think it's time for a change? Time for a NU village?



Wanna get stronger?



Join The Nu Village


We've
got kaijus up everyday, zombja map after zombja map [recently started
on hard maps], spies in almost every village for our invaders [so if
you're still looking for those last few invasions for that Silver
Eye...]





What else do we have to offer?

We have invaders that will teach you the A to Z about bingoing and invasions.

We have a great kaiju drops reward system that allows EVERYONE to get the most precious shinies in Billyverse.

We have really nice people who like to have a good time while playing their most beloved browser game.

135
upgrades, all the stamina bonuses, every kaiju upgrade [except from
Major kais, of course]; we are only missing the +55 village size
upgrades, the Bankium and Sabo upgrades, and the Spire, which we are
aiming to get now.

We are also part of the Glorious Colbert
Nation. The Colbert Nation is a group of villages with a mutual
non-aggression pact AND trade regulations. The Nation has it's own
dedicated IRC Channel which is very active, a tiered system for village
classification, and has 21 villages and counting.

And you won't have much terri3 competition.

If you wanna be a part of a great Immortal Realm, join The Nu.

This is the Realm of the Immortal Kaiju KenDX.

I think that "Hell" is censored in the forums. Mods might force you to take the pic down. Just a word of caution.

Wiggin wrote:I think that "Hell" is censored in the forums. Mods might force you to take the pic down. Just a word of caution.

^-- This. That's why I said 'Heck yeah' instead of the ol', simple 'Hell Yeah!'

Hi, do you sometimes feel that your village isn't going anywhere? Maybe
stuck in some content because no one wants to help? Or maybe are you in
one of those villages that just isn't fun because you only read spy and
dayroll reports?



Do you think it's time for a change? Time for a NU village?



Wanna get stronger?



Join The Nu Village


We've
got kaijus up everyday, zombja map after zombja map [recently started
on hard maps], spies in almost every village for our invaders [so if
you're still looking for those last few invasions for that Silver
Eye...]





What else do we have to offer?

We have invaders that will teach you the A to Z about bingoing and invasions.

We have a great kaiju drops reward system that allows EVERYONE to get the most precious shinies in Billyverse.

We have really nice people who like to have a good time while playing their most beloved browser game.

135
upgrades, all the stamina bonuses, every kaiju upgrade [except from
Major kais, of course]; we are only missing the +55 village size
upgrades, the Bankium and Sabo upgrades, and the Spire, which we are
aiming to get now.

We are also part of the Glorious Colbert
Nation. The Colbert Nation is a group of villages with a mutual
non-aggression pact AND trade regulations. The Nation has it's own
dedicated IRC Channel which is very active, a tiered system for village
classification, and has 21 villages and counting.

And you won't have much terri3 competition.

If you wanna be a part of a great Immortal Realm, join The Nu.

This is the Realm of the Immortal Kaiju KenDX.

Is "Damn" censored? We could use "Damn Straight!", "Damn Right!", or something to that effect.

I think it is.

Ok, does everyone agree on the last message? Shall I [or any of you, really] post it up, then?

i'm ok with that... and my guess is that you have to post it ken xD, gives the thing more credibilidad